narratorofsnark:

jblatherings:

ragereaper:

trivinia:

jchope:

awkwardpotato:

brobotschoiceass:

square-enix:

h0nkh0nkm0therfucker:

homoerotic-confections:

cudeinyourpants:

face-fullofmarie:

STEPHANIE MEYER GOOD BYE EVERYONE 

I write like
Kurt Vonnegut

Apparently he’s a satire writer….But I just used a paragraph from a K2 fanfic?…. 

I write like Charles Dickens.

ok

david foster wallace who was attractive but depressed and hung himself ok 

i write like edgar allan poe woop

OK, I got Stephanie Meyer last time (by pasting a bit of one of my smut fics, and I almost killed myself) let’s try a different, non-smutty text…

…

WHO THE HELL IS CORY DOCTOROW?

/searches

Oh… he srites sci-fi and is a blogger/journalist guy.

OK, I’m OK with this result.

BOW DOWN TO ME!  I WRITE LIKE STEPHEN KING!  

And that was from my Suki app for Som XD

I got Stephen King!….YEEESSSS!~ WRITING IS IN FACT MY DESTINY :D

Anne Rice? Sweet. (Writing is from a zombie survival rp on Gaia. It’s actually pretty damned good, considering Gaia.)

Who the fuck is Mario Puzo?

By the way, this is just from an RP paragraph. I’m going to also try my war time stories and see how that goes.

….

ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS BOW TO ME! FOR I AM J.R.R TOLKIEN REINCARNATED!

Using the last RP post I made…

Cory Doctorow

… wut.

Arthur Clarke.

OH YEAH.

LEWIS CARROLL?!

OMFG. MY LIFE IS COMPLETE. I CAN DIE HAPPY NOW OKAY GOD YOU CAN KILL ME NOW I BECAME MY FAVORITE AUTHOR.

(Source: romangodfrey, via verbosesniper)